For his sporty little Paula, a sporty little sports bra (wink, wink); and as for you, Holly, well, it's time to up you game, girlfriend!
Speaking of ornaments, here's a whole box for you, Karl Rove, and, yes, some of them are broken, like all the promises you made to yours truly, (not to mention to entire Republican party); and a shop worn Mickey Mouse with a fake smile and a missing (can we say "deaf") ear. Remind you of anyone?
What's wrong with THIS picture? (It does say WHITE House, doesn't it?) Guess which WHITE House" Barbie my granddaughters will find in their stockings this year?
We know who our real friends, the real Americans, are. And for you, the Tea Party faithful, we will be flooding evangelical churches, tractor pulls, wrestling smackdowns, monster truck events, NASCAR racetracks, Neo-Nazi rallies, Senior Citizens Centers, and gun clubs everywhere with thousands of copies of a double feature dvd selected especially for you. To get your free gift dvd, just tell them you're a friend of Ann.
And God bless our gun clubs, and the NRA. Wayne LaPierre, we've got your back, and a nifty little Wii gun grip for a fast, fun fix when nothing but a trigger will do.
John Boehner, you sexy beast, this dog's for you! Maybe I should pick one up for Rick Perry too ; )
For our steadfast side-kick Paul Ryan, his dreams ("Really Ripped Abs") in a bottle...
and, of course we can't forget the ladies! (It's just that the men always eat first, you know). Michele Bachmann, so sorry you came up a little short this year, (well really every year since you're only 5'2"), but, never-the-less, you'll always be a star in our book. (The bra is for Marcel.)
Condi, I saw this adorable Khristmas t-shirt, and, begging the obvious, thought of you. (Just a little better next year, lol.) Also found a perfect holiday t-shirt for Jan B. out in AZ, and for Nicky Haley, something about snow, because it's the only one I had left.
I realize that Malia is quite the young lady now, but, trust me, a girl's never too old for a talking sock monkey! And these adorable pink pajamas have Sasha all over them!
Toss a few dozen boxes of Little Debbie Tree Cakes into the shopping cart to give to the help, (not that they really deserve anything, but never let it be said our family isn't generous to a fault), and I'm done!
From Us to You, (and we all know who we are),
Merry Khristmas, everybody!
P.S. Can any of you people tell me what this 'layaway' means?